BOYCOTT HARSHAL

                                   BOYCOTT HARSHAL

[Author:  Viraj]

After few weeks of emptiness, Viraj & Kush were getting restless, as nothing exciting was happening in TG… So as always, I call  Kush at Night around 11p.m., we two devil minds start our unholy factory, Within minutes “Bakra” is zeroed on, and plans are executed. Apparently it was Harshal’s B’day next day and he was the Unfortunate one. This is what happened… True story uncencored..

Message from Viraj shoots out to all TG members (except Harshal), at 11 p.m, night b4 The-B’day.. i.e. 28th May, 2012 & Kush posts in on WhatsApp to all TG members except Harshal.

“Harshal's birthday plans out from a secret source:
1st, party with his college group after the examz.. And after that party thrown to his fiancée V***, her L-partner, D***a (Derani) n her ex's.. Shrenik, kritesh & karan rathod..
No time for us..We are not IDIOTS to write messages moments and what not.. Fuck him if he doesn’t have time for us, let’s show him, We don’t care too.. After all we are above shrenik, kritesh, rathod n all..
P.S. Pls don’t ask for the secret source.”

 

Plan was pitched perfectly, everyone readily agreed…

1 of the messages from Jay read : Toh naya kya hai ismein....evrytime ka hai.

Our reply: I knw much more from Derani (D***a)  abe not jst birthday, world cup final n many more...but boycott if he does nt hav tym fr us, lets shw him, v dun care too.. aftr al v r above shrenik kritesh rathod n al..

P.S. Pls don’t ask for the secret source.

Itz only 1 person & You know it.

(By this everyone assumed the source to be Nishant, as we indirectly aimed at Nishant, as he has always been the main leak)

May 29th, Harshal’s B’day..

I and Kush call him  up at night, and wish him a very Happy B’day, v check on his plans, and it somewhat turns out to be true, abt partying with friends and Vips. Finally, v end up deciding to meet him up before he leaves for dinner with his friends.

As it turned out, No one wishes Harshal till evening.

We meet harshal, have a good funfilled evening, bitching about other TG members for not wishing him and Also having a Snacks Party too. This was added bonus. Harshal as expected was furious and disheartened as he expected TG members to call him up 1st… On the other hand, I and Kush could not stop Laughing, It was very hard to control, seeing what is happening..

Day ends, I guess Karan and 1 or 2 managed to wish him on phone/sms half heartedly… :P

Now, all over and done, To add the spice, I and kush execute another plan, And this message is sent to Harshal..

“BOYCOTT HARSHAL:,, Harshal's bdy plans out frm a secret source:

1st,, party wid his coll grp after d examz,,,, And after dat party thrown to his fiancee V***,,, No time for us,,, We are not Fools to write messages moments and what not,,, Forget him if he doesn’t have time for us, let’s show him, We don’t care too,,,,
Baadmai sab lok ko l8 ho rha tha iske liye chale gaye.. V were ready 2 wait...

V jst wanted to tell you what message we received the day before your birthday... And you did not deserve boycott.. So we thought to messaging you the truth...”

(Note: "..." was purposely replaced with ",,,," - This is peculiar style of Nishant's messaging. Hence, indirectly making it obvious for Harshal to believe, it was Nishant, who was planning for boycott.)
 
This is what Harshal had to Reply:

“Haramiyo.. Reliable Source mai hi toh hu.. Sab plans Maine hi toh bataye the :@

N wn v met on my bday..Thoda toh khilaya na..Baaki bada treat akela dunga toh Nanga ho jaata.. Vo toh baaki hi hai..Ektoh tum dono k alava koi mila nai bday pe..Huh..Bc.. :@

N bday k din diploma frns k saath sirf cake kaata..No treat.. N kal clg frns ko diya.. 5 ppl gv d treat..Pehlese decided tha re..Bt stil wn i returnd, i calld kush to meet up @ terrace..Puch usko gaandu.. D***a (Derani) ko toh mila b naì hu..shez in ahmdbd..

Saale SABKO frwrd kia vo msg? Bc maa ch**d rhe ho tum log toh :@

BOYCOTT vaale aaye bade :D :D ”

And this is how the Boycott Chapter ended, Plan was Successful, and we escaped safe and unhurt.

So, the truth is here now, TG members, you can now curse us openly.. But it was fun fooling everyone! :P

Regards,

Viraj Lodaya

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