TG Requisites

WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A TG MEMBER:

[Authors: Jay, Editor: Kush & Viraj, Custom Designer - Pratik]

[Members referred: Nishant, Karan, Kishan, Darshit, Kush, Ankit]

Lots of toil & pain, lots of patience & perseverance, lots of humility & embracement- go through all this and a TG member is born. It takes real bizarre efforts to get the TG TAG, just not any Tom, Dick or Harry’s job. You must have it in you- just nothing else. It goes as under:

1. PRE-REQUISITES: The primary condition to be a TG member is that you must possess a true heart and a pure soul. This is the condition that will override any other damn condition. The person can be a crack or an idiot (Nishant) or totally immature n childish (Karan), but irrespective of the defects they are considered CORE TG members. If you are not a TG member perhaps it's because your heart is not as BIG as it should be and the soul does not smile in coherence with other's smile and laughter. A feeling of utmost trust is what binds the members together (no pun intended) in spite of all the mockeries and mimics made on each another's Ego's. Apart the most important one-you must essentially carry pack of cards with you.

2. COURAGE & BRAVERY: Apart one must have great guts to laugh on self (although you know you are being raped voraciously by others). That requires great bravery- take it from me. EVERY member HAS to I repeat HAS to go through this stage @ terrace. Another test of courage- one should be able to speak upfront the thing which you speak behind their backs (whatever be it-in literal sense)

3. TALENT & QUALIFICATIONS: No formal university qualifications expected.Got a ATKT pissed off being a LOSER, a DROP OUT, no worries you can still be a CORE TG..... you should be good at either of the things like-

Rescuing the building DOGS, Bribing the building watchman (Nepa) without much waste of resources, be an ACE player at the game of cards like black queen, bridge, etc, Playing good Guitar, Good entertainer or if not that one should know how to fix up problems of tube lights, switches, etc.

4. RESISTANCE: Another crucial quality which cannot be ignored- one should have extreme resistance while bearing the immature Karan, while listening to bakwas NISHANT TALKS and while dealing with Kishan's bragging regarding his so created superficial and HIGH PROFILE COLLEGE- MUKESH PATEL (i guess it is an engineering college.Seriously no clues about it)

5. PRIORITIES: Terrace should always and in any case top your priority list- COME WHAT MAY. No place for any excuses. Believe me GOD is a watchdog when it comes to cheating Terrace. It is just the loss of person doing so.